Mga tanong na nakakapanginig ng Laman

1. Bakit ang balahibo walang split ends?
2. Bakit karamihan, gusto mapunta sa langit, pero takot mamatay?
3. Ang pipi kaya Humihilik?
4. Bakit ang Palad, hindi umiitim, kahit gaano mo ito katagal paarawan?
5. Umiiyak kaya ang sanggol, habang basa ang sinapupunan?
6. Posible kaya na magkabalakubak ang kalbo?
7. Ang sign language ba, may english at tagalog din, eh chinese???
8. Pwede bang umiyak sa ilalim ng tubig?
9. Paano inilalabas ni Darna yung batong nilulunok nya?
10. Bakit ang bilog na Pizza, nasa Square na box?
11. Nakikita kaya ng bulag ang kanyang hinaharap?
12. Kung ikaw halimbawa ay wanted, at may reward kang 1Million…kapag ba sumuko ka makukuha mo yung reward?
13. Bakit ang beer meron sa lata…. ang alak wala?
14. Pag ang taong putol ang isang kamay ay nagpamanicure… buo pa rin ba ang bayad nya?
15. Kapag ba ang langgam namatay, nilalanggam din ito?
16. Kapag hindi ka nagabayad sa komadronang nagpaanak sa asawa mo, isosoli nya ba ulit ang bata sa sinapupunan nito?
17. Pwede bang umutot at dumighay ng sabay?
18. Bakit di pwede magpuyat sa umaga?
19. Bakit kaya inom ng inom ng tubig ang manok, eh di naman umiihi?
20. Pwede bang gamitin ang AM radio kahit gabi na?
21. Kapag ba sinabing amoy araw ka, iyon ang amoy ng araw??
22. Bakit ang guard walang bantay?
23. Bakit ang taba ng Barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?
24. Ang lason ba kapag naexpire, nakakalason pa rin?
25. Bakit ang pineapple, wala kang makikitang pine, wala ka ring makikitang Apple?
26. One Goose plus one 2 Meese, kapag one Moose plus one 2 Meese?
27. Kung plural ng tooth ay teeth, bakit ang booth, hindi beeth?
28. Bakit ang eggplant, walang egg? pag ba itinanim mo yung egg magiging eggplant?
29. Kapag Close ba kayo ng tao, ibig sabihin open kayo sa isat isa?
30. Ang lamok ba kapag natutulog nilalamok din?
31. Pwede bang lagyan ng Dinner o breakfast ang LUNCH BOX?
32. Bakit ang mga bading di naman nanganganak dumadami?
33. Bakit may lock pa sa pinto ang 7/11, eh 24/7 namang bukas yun di ba?
34. Bakit ang Sky Flakes, buo, di ba dapat durog kasi flakes nga eh?
35. If Pro is the Opposite of Con, ang ibig ba sabihin ang Opposite ng PROGRESS ay CONGRESS?
36. If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant , what will you do?
37. Why is the Boxing ring Square?
38. If You expect the unexpected, wouldnt the unexpected be expected?
39.What will happen if you get “Scared half to death” twice?
40.Pare pareho ba ng napangsawa sila Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel at Snow White..si Prince Charming????
41. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
42. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
43. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
44. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
45. Is it possible to be totally partial?
46. What’s another word for thesaurus?
47. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
48. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
49. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
50. If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
51. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
52. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
53. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
54. When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
55. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
56. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
57. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
58. Do hurry crows have ravenous appetites?
59. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
60. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
61. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
62. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
63. Is there another word for synonym?
64. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
65. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
66. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
67. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
68. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? (ewwww!!)
69. Why do they report power outages on TV?

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